When I got up this morning, Charlie was cussing the cat.

“I left my shirt on the floor last night and when I picked it up to put it on this morning, Katya had pissed on it. Every time you leave something on the floor, she pisses on it!”

By that he means that every time he leaves something on the floor, she pisses on it. I’ve noticed it before. If he leaves a wet towel on the floor, or a piece of clothing or a discarded sheet of plastic on the floor, Katya pisses on it.

The moral of that story is: It’s easier to train a cat than a man.


Writing prompt: Write of tension between your pet and your significant other.